Interactive
Each machine uses a different control method. Drag, click, scroll, press keys, or hold still if that counts as effort.
PARODY WEBSITE
Work out online with a mouse and questionable life choices.
Choose a machine, move your mouse, and watch the cartoon parts animate while you stay seated. No sweat required. No real gains promised.
Parody notice
This is a joke. It will not replace exercise, doctors, trainers, or standing up.
Black and White
Clean sketch-style visuals, simple layout, and no random neon chaos trying to pretend it is a real startup.
Ridiculous
Track fake calories, build imaginary strength, and join the chair athlete leaderboard.
Featured Machines
THE OFFICIAL DIGITAL GYM COIN
$DIGITALGYM
A meme coin for people who can do twenty digital reps and zero actual squats.
Contract Address
CA_NOT_SET
Buy URL
https://pump.fun
Meme coin. No promises, no guaranteed returns, no financial advice. The gym is fake. The coin is real enough to require common sense.
TICKER
$DIGITALGYM
Long ticker. Longer workout avoidance streak.
BUY
pump.fun
The buy button automatically includes the contract address from config.json.
COMMUNITY
x.com/digitalgymlol
For updates, jokes, digital reps, and probably too many screenshots of leaderboards.
ONE CONFIG FILE
Update the CA once.
Edit config.json. The displayed CA and the pump.fun buy link update automatically across the site.
{ "contractAddress": "YOUR_CA_HERE" }
CHOOSE YOUR PAIN
Machines
Each one is interactive. Each one is silly. None of them are medically useful.
LIVE WORKOUT
Bicep Curl
Alternate left click and right click inside the workout area.
Ready
Left click. Right click. Repeat.
SESSION COMPLETE
Workout Complete
+24 XP
Still seated
TOP CHAIR ATHLETES
Leaderboard
Ranked by reps completed while technically doing almost nothing.
PROFILE
Keyboard Athlete
Level 1
UNLOCKS
Achievements
First Rep
Desk Beast
Chair Lord
No Sweat
Combo Civilian
Mouse Monk
ABOUT THIS THING
Digital Gym is parody
Digital Gym is a fake online gym where workouts are triggered by mouse and keyboard interaction. It is built as a joke. The reps are fake. The calories are fake. The confidence is real enough.
It is designed to be clean, interactive, and funny. No emojis. No fake startup glow. Just black ink, white space, and silly mechanics.